Product of a Sick Society



Perfect slogan for a milk company. [x]

Be the good girl you always have to be

(Source: beautyindiaries)

  • starbucks cashier: how can i help you
  • me: i summon hazelnut latte in attack position. i activate the magic card "size grande" and apply it to my coffee. hazelnut latte allows me to special summon a cheese danish from the dessert section and set it in defense position. i set credit card face down and end my turn.

I feel like I killed the Easter Bunny this morning.

(Source: moveslikecurt)


i am so jealous of all the people who are comfortable with who they are physically and mentally

What’s interesting about this is that no one is comfortable in their own skin. Some of us are just better at faking it when facing real life.


Nintendo Oui


Nintendo Oui

(Source: parksandhannibal)


UNUSUAL HOARD commission for cutter of their dragon OC !!


UNUSUAL HOARD commission for cutter of their dragon OC !!




i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police


CollegeHumor: The 10 Lies You Tell Yourself Every All-Nighter

I need some purple hybrids and black hybrids.


I can repay you in orange roses, blue roses, bells, or pink roses.

Trade you purple roses for pink ones? They seem to grow in my town like weeds, when what I really need are pink and black. XP I’ll have to check how many I actually have, though…

Anyway, askbox me if you still need them tomorrow. I need to sleep before more Animal Crossing. XD

Got a question here; any idea how to approach a neighbour who essentially stole firewood? Like, we got some trees cut down a couple months ago, and he asked us if he could buy it off us. We said yes. The guy snuck wheel barrows of it over to his house while we weren’t home, so we have no idea how much he actually took. And now has been avoiding us when we try to corner him to get a bloody payment out of it.

Like are you fucking kidding me? I’m probably more angry about this than I should be, because honestly wood isn’t worth a whole lot around here, but it’s just the fact that he came into our yard and took shit deliberately when he knew we were at work. Like, it’s not your fucking wood until you pay for it. And I really don’t like the idea of some sketchy old bastard just helping himself to our shit when we’re not around.